stevie_b Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I apologise for how Irish people are portrayed in the last joke. It's wrong to stereotype people in that way. The views in these jokes aren't necessarily those of the author. An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. 'How many children?' asks the council worker. '10' replies the Essex girl '10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?' 'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne' 'Doesn't that get confusing?' 'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY', or 'WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it...' 'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker. 'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames' * - * - * - * - * - * Essex Girl enters a n Adult shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.' She says 'I'll take the red one.' The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.' * - * - * - * - * - * An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl: 'OK' Medic: 'What's your name?' Girl: 'Sharon.' Medic: 'OK Sharon, is this your car?' Sharon: 'Yes.' Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?' Sharon : 'Romford, mate.' * - * - * - * - * - * An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car-phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her. 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!' 'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's hundreds of them!' * - * - * - * - * - * Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor. Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.' Sharon : 'Ok.' Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?' Sharon : 'Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!' * - * - * - * - * - * An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, 'Scuse me mate, I aint being funny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?' So the Irish guy smiles,puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, ‘Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one wit the R on it is for me roight foot and the one wit the L is for me Left foot' 'Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, 'So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them. ‘ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 :rlol::rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Very good mate:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 sorry but Repost http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=59254&highlight=essex+girl http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=142082&highlight=essex+girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 cheered up my morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 laughed my arse off thank you kind sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Repost or not, some of those are classics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You'll go a long way to beat essex girl jokes:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You'll go a long way to beat essex girl jokes:d They are jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Essex Girl enters an Adult shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.' She says 'I'll take the red one.' The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy-m2 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 any essex girls on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 They are jokes? Good giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 brilliant, most jokes make me laugh, very rarely do a whole load make me wanna cry!! nice one bud They are jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what is c&a? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what is c&a? C**t and a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what is c&a? Oh dear, c&a is also the name of an old clothing store (damn, I feel old because I remember c&a) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Oh dear, c&a is also the name of an old clothing store (damn, I feel old because I remember c&a) I feel your shame too, C&A were origin of my first suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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