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In my office, Shaun messed with Joes keyboard, changed the letters around, only thing is, when he turned his computer on, all the keys were pressed down and the computer made a huge and long beeping sound, neeedless to say, the computer wouldnt work and Joes Bid he had to get out was late!! :rlol:

 

he wasnt best pleased and ended up with a "quite" word with shaun by the big cheese :D

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We are about to see if Matt R launches his phone off the table when he comes to pick it up when we ring it in a minute. He always answered the phone like a man possessed, and we have glued the recieved down to the set :D

 

:rlol: I wish I worked in your office!

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I didnt do it today but I got my best mate to call insaying " Hi Im a nigerian man and I was just speaking to someone in the building and got cut off, can I talk to them again please, sorry I dont know their name" to which my boss then asked his name, my best mate replied "Lottalovv, my first name is Ihneeda".

 

hehe straight from the simpsons I know ;) any way, my boss then got on the office tannoy system, not noticing, he read the name out :p, we were laughing for hours after that :p, my boss threatened to beat me :((

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i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development

 

she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail

 

needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do

 

she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.

 

after they told her they let her have the day off

 

i havnt stopped laughing all day

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i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development

 

she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail

 

needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do

 

she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.

 

after they told her they let her have the day off

 

i havnt stopped laughing all day

 

Dear lord that's a bit harsh.. fricken funny tho :rlol:

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i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development

 

she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail

 

needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do

 

she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.

 

after they told her they let her have the day off

 

i havnt stopped laughing all day

 

:rlol: haha 'il pay it back'

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nothing exciting at our place, but we did send our boss a number of emails, all protesting our innocence.

"Don't blame me, I didn't do it" sort of thing. He spent the whole day paranoid looking under his chair etc. trying to work out what we (hadn't) done.

 

Mike

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We are about to see if Matt R launches his phone off the table when he comes to pick it up when we ring it in a minute. He always answered the phone like a man possessed, and we have glued the recieved down to the set :D

 

superglue is great init :D when i was in Iraq i super glued my mates flip flops to the floor :D then the revenge hit came and he super glued my after sun to the shelf, the guy in the next bed space had told me what was happening so my return to that was to place a sawn off 2 ltr bottle of water (that was hidden by his bath towel) in his bed space and operated by some sewing thread (about 3 meters of the stuff to get to my bed space)to be pulled out and unload on him, the guy used to come in at night and lie down on his bed, perfect opportunity :D yes he got a little wet :D didn't work as well as i had wanted though :( when i got to be dropped off on the way home the lad in the bed space next to me dropped me off at the terminal and he gave me a letter then scarpered in side there was a confession that it wasn't will hitting my bed space it was him i glue, well i glued some of his money to the shelf anyway and he still thinks it was the other guy :D

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