Bill Prawn Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove a few miles away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat a bit further away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the distance but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a long way, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put it on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Lol, glad the cat did not get hurt. I'm a big fan of cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Not your best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 Not your best! Luckily everyone has different views, I think this is one of the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 My favorite (repost) cat joke. On the way home from the club, Vinnie Jones buys a really hot Curry take-away. He gets home, puts the meal on the table then goes to the fridge to get some tinnies...he turns round just in time to see his cat woofing down the last piece of popadum. Vinnies furious, he grabs the cat, ties three bricks round its neck and throws it in the garden pond. He goes back in and has just sat down with a can when he hears banging at the back door. He opens the door and sees his cat looking up at him. 'wtf' Vinnie says. 'hey t**t face', the cat says, 'got any more water ?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Bill's joke was funnier than Ewen's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Bill's joke was funnier than Ewen's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Thats was well funny but then my sense of humour is low pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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