SILKYSMOOTH Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 This'll distract you from the pain. You know the U2 song Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me, well someone's released a parody version called Numb Me Drill Me Floss Me Bill Me. Guess what the theme is... (apologies if this has been going around the internet for the last x years, I heard it for the first time 2 days ago). This one NUMB ME, DRILL ME, FLOSS ME, BILL ME Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at my nerve endings It's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm so severe Pain Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A little problem on My x-ray Oy vey! I'm getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I graduated in 1998 so 'uni' is out of the question, but a good idea. I have a feeling I will be going abroad to get everything I need sorted out, probably get it cheaper and better quality work, but maybe I will let them do the prep work here first. no.... dentists have to learn on someone. they take patients on with work that needs doing around their uni course. You get checked out by a qualified dentist then any work that is done is supervised by qualified dentists... I current have a 5th year student doing mine.... very good she is too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 no.... dentists have to learn on someone. they take patients on with work that needs doing around their uni course. You get checked out by a qualified dentist then any work that is done is supervised by qualified dentists... I current have a 5th year student doing mine.... very good she is too! I don't want no apprentice working on my teeth.... Problem is my dentist keeps changing, always someone new, this one has seen me once before and she is quite young'ish so I don't know wether to trust her judgement or not. specially with something like this....maybe I should get a second opinion or find a recommended dentist or just give her the benefit of the doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Have you tried ibuprofen liquid capsules? Once I cut one open and put it on my gum, got some on my tongue too. Whole frickin mouth went numb Its good stuff LOL Cut one open & rub it into the painful area with a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 I'm glad to say that I seem to be past the major pain, maybe the anti-biotics are working well as well as all the treatment to infected area. So thanks for all the advice and tips guys, a great help Just hope it stays like this now until my next appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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