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Really weak friday joke


JustGav

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I apologise now... it was sent by my dad, and got a groan rather than a giggle....

 

 

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into store to buy some supplies. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside? " The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?"

 

The cowboy said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was about to die from heat exhaustion.

 

The Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

 

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and said, "I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to help cool him down."

 

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and begins running circles around Silver.

 

Unable to do anything except wait the Lone Ranger returns to the store to finish buying their supplies.

 

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the store and asks, "Who owns that big white horse out side?" The Lone Ranger stands and claims,

I do, what's wrong with him this time?

 

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Nothin,' but you left your Injun running"

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