Chav talk

[Supragal]

A -Z of Chav:

 

 

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

 

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon, She'll have an

art attack."

 

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to

clear up yer room."

 

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a

club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

 

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

 

BAVE - To wash oneself.

 

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the

reply.

 

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

 

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

From the cancel."

 

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

 

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

 

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

 

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

 

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

 

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.

 

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?"

 

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."

 

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

 

ERZ - Belonging to her.

 

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."

 

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

 

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

 

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.

 

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.

 

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

 

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

 

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?"

 

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good."

 

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

 

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

 

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

 

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

 

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

 

INT - Indirect suggestion. " I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

 

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

 

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

 

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

 

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

 

KAF - Eating house open during the day

 

KAFFY - A girl's name.

 

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

 

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

 

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

 

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

 

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

 

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

 

MANOR - Local area.

 

MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).

 

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

 

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

 

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

 

NES - National Elf Service.

 

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

 

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

 

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

 

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

 

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

 

PACIFIC - Specific.

 

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

 

PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.

 

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.

 

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

 

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

 

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

 

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

 

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it.I was on the reband from Craig."

 

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

 

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

 

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

 

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

 

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

 

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

 

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

 

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

Well top evvy."

 

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

 

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

 

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got a

vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

 

WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."

 

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

 

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

 

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

 

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

 

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already." "Don't zaggerate, mum."

[Grazer]

LMAO

[Guest Sakura]

Lmao

[GeordieSteve]

Also known as "cockney"

[Amazing grace]

Where did yoiu get that PMSL!!

 

Regards,

 

Sheena :upside:

[The Hornet]

Omg Pmsl :upside:

 

I must get a print out so I can understand what they are saying when one attempts to speak to me

[Supragal]

Someone emailed it to me.

[Bobbeh]

Where is INIT? That isnt a propper list without that word being IN IT!