marcAB10 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 just thought i'd tell you about the total idiot at my work. i have had to work with this guy every monday for about four months and he has a really wierd sense of humour.. he makes wierd faces all day and meows for about an hour because he thinks its funny or comes out with random comments like "i've got a giraffe hanging out my bum"??? the first day i met him i walked onto the shop floor and he was lying on his back with arms and legs in the air pulling a strange face. WTF.... another guy i work with went to school with him and said he has allways been like this, a total attention seeker who thinks being wierd is funny. The boss knows about it as he doesn't care if he sees him or hears him, the guy never does any work so is probably going to get sacked anyday now.. it's difficult to explain really it's just odd.. this is a video of him which will show you the kind of cr*p i have to put up with and just how strange he is.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Kr-Zw1u-Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I'd take him to the vets mate. Do the right thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couv3z Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 he needs a job as a paint mixer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 i cannot see a problem there:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I thank God that I do not know him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 hahahahahaha one too many ............ http://www.fife.police.uk/images/ecstasy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 looks like a tw@t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Were all probably witnessing the worse case of tourettes the world has ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 he needs a job as a paint mixer LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 i cannot see a problem there:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny_silva Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 just hope one day he wakes up like that... that way i dsnt have to make it up!! i feel for you.. lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Get him sectioned 'for a laugh'..... the doctors can treat wierd antics like that Doubt he'll act like that anymore after a spell in a secure mental unit LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Looks like a one joke wonder to me... Being properly wierd requires many different skills, he's just but a n00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 seriously i think this is an illness, we have a guy at work like this totally hyperactive, we call him smack because every time he goes into town at night he gets one:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 there's a lot worse stuff he does.. but last monday was the icing on the cake when he proceeded to show me a video on his phone of him having sex with a 37yr old woman (he is 17).. and it was very graphic and very wrong.... WTF the boss found out the next day and i had to tell him in great detail about the video so he could send it to personel to deal with the matter.. the words c*ck and doggy style were repeated many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Thats guy's not firing on all cylinders, wtf! I once had to work in the programmers department of my company, and the guy sitting on the desk next to me was singing that annoying Mcdonalds tune 'Tadadadaaa im loving it!, you know the one. He kept doing it for hours on end, it drove me crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 there's a lot worse stuff he does.. but last monday was the icing on the cake when he proceeded to show me a video on his phone of him having sex with a 37yr old woman (he is 17).. and it was very graphic and very wrong.... WTF the boss found out the next day and i had to tell him in great detail about the video so he could send it to personel to deal with the matter.. the words c*ck and doggy style were repeated many times. nowt wrong with that, can i sense a little jealousy there:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I really dislike people like that, but the worse ones are the ones that are 'normal' but occasionally go like that without warning, like social hand grenades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 nowt wrong with that, can i sense a little jealousy there:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 lol that is so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 so,.. what his job? human guinea pig for medical science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 i cant stop looking at him that stuff is so so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 i was standing outside work a while back on a day he was at college (just round the corner from work) when here he comes running past laughing his head off as he was being chased by an old man on a mobility cart thing.. i have to admit that the sight of that cracked me up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 i am not joking, in the construction industry you meet some real special people, we mostly live on site, in caravans or bunkerbins, and see these type of people all the time, we have one called blake he asked me for time off to go to parents evening, i said you have no kids, but he said i have a son:blink: he met her in tescos 2 days prior, then we have smudge he is 5.6 really stocky, but not as clever as he could be, 3 guys tried to mug him in pitsea essex, he beat the crap out of them and i mean really beat them, both of these guys are like shot to bits, a live wire i would say, but loyal they are, and prefer them as mates than enemys:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 If he gets in the bath chuck your washing in with a bit of powder, and hey presto it will be done in 40 seconds.:nyah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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