TonyP Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Your Mum's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. Your Mum's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Your Mum's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Your Mum's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mum's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on otherside." Your Mum's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Your Mum's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Mum". Your Mum's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Your Mum's So Fat....when she gets in an lift, it HAS to go down. Your Mum's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Your Mum's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Your Mum's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Your Mum's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!" Your Mum's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Your Mum's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family. Your Mum's So Fat....she could sell shade. Your Mum's So Fat....when she crosses the road, cars look out for her. Your Mum's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise. Your Mum's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu. Your Mum's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu,she gets an estimate. Your Mum's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Your Mum's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Your Mum's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome backparty. Your Mum's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your Mum's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Your Mum's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of petrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I'm going to tell her you said that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo mommas so fat, Last time i had sex with her i had to rollover twice to get off her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Your moma so fat the school photo was an aerial view! You moma do fat shes got her own equator Your moma so fat she went to the beech and got harpooned by the Japs! Your moma so fat when she turns around in a circle its another day again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming! Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world. Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first! Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target. Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out. Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone! Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps. To mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..." Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please" Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise! Yo mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo. Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas. Yo mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops. Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!". Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard! Yo mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book Yo mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator" Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations. Hopefully no reposts with TonyP's effort!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 8, 2008 Author Share Posted March 8, 2008 Some good ones there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 'Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her' lol I love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Very good:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 8, 2008 Author Share Posted March 8, 2008 ...she sat on a rowing machine and it sank! ...she's taller lying down! ...you have to roll over twice to get off her. ...when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 .......so fat when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy poored out. .......so fat when she went on holiday at the beach, people were shouting "Free Willy" I couldn't resist:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 To mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..." H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Your Mum's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Hopefully no reposts with TonyP's effort!! H. only a few and you reposted yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 only a few and you reposted yourself Where did I repost myself? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo mamma's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Looks like all the internet ones have been taken, so i've made my own up: Havard's mommas so fat, when she started breast feeding, they declared an end to world hunger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo momma so fat, when she running, even an N/A can out pase her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo momma so fat, when she running, even an N/A can out pase her!! You walking to the meet on monday then mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Al Massey Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Where did I repost myself? H. Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone! Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone H. its practically a repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 its practically a repost The joys of cut and paste!! Havard's mommas so fat, when she started breast feeding, they declared an end to world hunger! Apparently you were that ugly as a child, you had to be fed with a catapult..... I also heard that they tied a pork chop to your cot so that the dog would play with you..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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