RobSheffield Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... http://by122w.bay122.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.10.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d368c6ca2-b0aa-4880-8059-ebf248f48aaf.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMTEuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002901c87e2e%2524c6464af0%25244001a8c0%2540brains&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.220&d=d675&mf=0 "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears. http://by122w.bay122.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.10.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d2885897f-9b17-40dc-abcb-f244c8d971e5.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMjIuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002a01c87e2e%2524c6464af0%25244001a8c0%2540brains&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.220&d=d675&mf=0 "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! "shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman(Wait for it...........scroll down.) http://by122w.bay122.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.10.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d2d2b3aa1-62e6-4742-9873-d42dea2c8ed5.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUNDQuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002c01c87e2e%2524c6464af0%25244001a8c0%2540brains&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.220&d=d675&mf=0 I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 but where's the pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 lol, pics not working tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Wierd, they work for me Not missing anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Wierd, they work for me Not missing anything! well they would work for you Rob - you have that 'magic' touch lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 very good:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tones Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Irish people dont talk like that Rob!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 8, 2008 Author Share Posted March 8, 2008 Irish people dont talk like that Rob!! You usually type like that on msn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Irish people dont talk like that Rob!! Oh day do to be sure to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darragh Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 very good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Ha we don't talk like that. but made me laugh all the same ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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