Supragal Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 An Irishman's daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father berated her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 4.5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you, Daddy, the brand new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club... (she takes a breath) ...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it you said you had become?" The girl, crying again said, "a prostitute, Dad!" "Oh! Sweet Lord! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said “a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Rays the roof Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Nice one Rosie. I now her actually!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Nice one Rosie. I now her actually!!! You know her? I know him - he's my Dad incarnate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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