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I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too :)

 

I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though:d.

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I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though.

You should take up my job. Im a psychic you know. In my spare time I beat people up.

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I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though.

 

You missed the smiley

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I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight.....:) Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match...:sly:

 

I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!!

 

H.

 

Im off there tonight as well. you not fancy going for chinese after then i can tag along ;)

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I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe ;)

 

Now that's a view of a policemans role that I never had before. ( I guess I'm referring to the traffic police though :p)

 

I spend my time between a computer screen and meetings looking after all the IT projects within a large healthcare Trust. I get shedloads of satisfaction from improving the way that doctors work.:)

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I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe ;)

 

Keeping me safe ??? Scaring the bejeesus out of me more like ! There I was, happily working away and I hear a 'he's over there'. I look up and see my colleagues pointing me out to a fully clothed officer who normally carries a firearm :blink:

 

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