Darren-K Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I bet that job had a lot of opportunities though....... lol Harvard,tell you something tho,hardly anyone is buried 6ft down,most are buried like 3 feet deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyW Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I had a poo earlier when i got home from work which was more interesting than work itself! Bad form! You're supposed to go for a shecht at work!! Double the pleasure, not only do you get the the satisfaction of curling one off but you also get paid for it! It's the proverbial win win situation (except for the poor bugger that comes in to the bog post splashdown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movistar Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I would rather not work at all....now if you told me you were a millionaire then i would be jealous!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I look at aircraft parts and make sure they won't break within their design lives. I engineer aesthetically optimised linings for depressions upon the oceans surface into which can be deposited the fiscal accumulation of the financially enhanced. You wouldn't be able to get forum members discount on any sort of wakeboarding boats, would you? I bet that job had a lot of opportunities though...... I'm a sales rep. I get to play Golf at the Belfry, go to Football matches with clients, trips to Germany & Las Vegas entertaining etc. I usually drive around all day having brews or stay at home and surf on here all day!! It's a great job but it can get a bit boring at times, there are only so many free bars and lunches that you can handle.... H. I may not be too hot at the sales rep bit, but if there's any free luncheons/footie games down south that you really really can't face, I'm willing to sacrifice my spare time to help you out lol Harvard,tell you something tho,hardly anyone is buried 6ft down,most are buried like 3 feet deep I know a few people who've dug graves at some point and if you only buried them that deep you clearly weren't doing it right!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I may not be too hot at the sales rep bit, but if there's any free luncheons/footie games down south that you really really can't face, I'm willing to sacrifice my spare time to help you out I'll bear you in mind Rich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I'll bear you in mind Rich... I'd rather it not be a Chelsea game, but I'm willing to stoop to a new low to help out a fellow Supra owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 My job is definitely not glamorous as I work in a bar waiting tables, doing some PR work with customers and a little bit of singing as the entertainment. However, being located on the beach front on Kos is kind of glamorous and working 6 months on and 6 months off is a definite bully bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tones Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !! i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire. is there good money in that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 My job isn't glamorous at all, I sit in an office spending the Company's money on Chemicals all day. In between I surf the net, then I get to go home and cook dinner for my family. Yiippeeeeeeee. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Transparent Wall Maintenance Technician at your service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Transparent Wall Maintenance Technician at your service Do you carry glass sheets over the road like in comedy shows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !! i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire. I won't have it Darren- you don't look like a berk! Ps I'm a Rock 'n' Roll star btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Do you carry glass sheets over the road like in comedy shows? No, please try again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I fix showers! (electronics/communications and electrician are my trades) Met a couple of z list famous people. Its my mum who mingles with the stars and thats through being a cordon bleu chef. do you fix showers ???? if you do pm me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe Not very glamorous, but some of the eye candy is LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 No, please try again... Big window fitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'd rather it not be a Chelsea game, but I'm willing to stoop to a new low to help out a fellow Supra owner I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight..... Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match... I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 is there good money in that?? It depends on who you work for,nowadays most graveyards are owned by local councils so your Ltd to there wage,which usualy isnt much,. i got that job as a stop gap via an agency and working conditions werent very good,dinner breaks in a shed with a butty box,constantly tidying graves when theres no-one to bury,and sometimes you would be called over to a graveside to bury someone like 10 mins before your shift finished,. the only saving grace in that job was sometimes a grave would be dug with a digger - saving lots of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Big window fitter? No again, I'm just a lowly window cleaner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I see dead people................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I won't have it Darren- you don't look like a berk! Ps I'm a Rock 'n' Roll star btw Ive just checked your myspace page and i recognise you !! you realy are a star !! well done you deserve to be a star your a nice fella with great music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Ive just checked your myspace page and i recognise you !! you realy are a star !! well done you deserve to be a star your a nice fella with great music. I can't listen to your music(no sound at work) but I will when I get home, promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight..... Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match... I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!! H. How unfair is that? I wanna go! Can I ask what you sell btw? Cos hospitality like that is deemed as unacceptable in my company (yank company surprise surprise), and seen as a way of gaining an unfair advantage in business. It's frowned upon to the point it's practically alongside Insider Trading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too So you should stop selling cigarettes for sky high money and people will stop showing you two or one finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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