Guest Rays the roof Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 DID YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND PUT ON WEIGHT OVER THE FESTIVE PERIOD? IF SO, ENCOURAGE HER TO WALK 3 MILES IN THE MORNING. AND THEN 3 MILES AGAIN IN THE EVENING. BY THE END OF THE WEEK THE FAT B1TCH WILL BE 42 MILES AWAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 LOL I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornet Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 PMSL but i dont think she would like me suggesting that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Ray i almost pissed myself very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 LMAO!! very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 rotfl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonB Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 LOL! Reminds me of another old saying: Before you critisise a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then he's a mile away and you have his shoes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 DID YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND PUT ON WEIGHT OVER THE FESTIVE PERIOD? IF SO, ENCOURAGE HER TO WALK 3 MILES IN THE MORNING. AND THEN 3 MILES AGAIN IN THE EVENING. BY THE END OF THE WEEK THE FAT B1TCH WILL BE 42 MILES AWAY! i find this joke very offensive ive got friends whos wives are fat bitches and I'm not very happy about you lot laughing at them in fact im going to knock you all out and if you dont like it you can come round my house and knock on my door and my mum will tell you im out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 i find this joke very offensive ive got friends whos wives are fat bitches and I'm not very happy about you lot laughing at them in fact im going to knock you all out and if you dont like it you can come round my house and knock on my door and my mum will tell you im out And all without a full stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 i find this joke very offensive ive got friends whos wives are fat bitches and I'm not very happy about you lot laughing at them in fact im going to knock you all out and if you dont like it you can come round my house and knock on my door and my mum will tell you im out ha ha!! loved that!!! Maybe if you didn't live next to a fast food restaurant things would be different!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Me likes a bit of cake..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 oh ray- meant to say yes there is a spare calendar for you- drop me a pm or if you've still got the details just pay me and i'll send it when i get ££ unless you want more than 1 in which case pm me... oh yeah- funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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