Guest Geneb Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 You smooth talking barsteward. So did you get her number?? erm.....No just got called a tubby tw@t:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Thats because you did'nt offer her any of your chipolata man fat, as that's all she wanted;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Did you not offer to take her for a spin?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Did you not offer to take her for a spin?! Not likely i was picking another woman up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 erm.....No just got called a tubby tw@t:blink: LOL i get double takes from youngsters, as they look admiringly at the car then try and figure out why an old git is driving it:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Sounded like she was after a ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Not likely i was picking another woman up! You could have asked your mum to get the bus or given her cash for a taxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 its going good bud and im lovin this white supra,it really does catch peoples eye. Even fat chav birds too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin.starr Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i had som chavved up vickie pollard girl in a ford fiesta a while back at the blackpool illuminations run, while we were driving down the front in convoy i had my window down admiring the lights, when she drives past slowly, and just because im in a better car than hers she chirps up and says "have you got a little penis" which made me a little pissed off. shes got her chavvy boyfreind sat next to her with his sky high burbry cap on and 3 small kids in the back she must have only been about 20ish, when i just came out f**k off you Fat bi*ch have you got a bucket fanny. she soon shut her mouth and wound the window up. couldnt stop chuckling to myself and even my girlfreind had a giggle. muppets gav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i just came out f**k off you Fat bi*ch have you got a bucket fanny So wrong but so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin.starr Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im not normaly one for chatting back but she just lit my fuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 im not normaly one for chatting back but she just lit my fuse Class Harvards quote of a cludge like a ripped out fire place would of been just a lil better(one for next time lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I want to say that myself now. *goes off to drive around for numerous hours till a fat chavette asks if he's got a small penis* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I was picking someone up today from waitros in cheltenham, so I sat in the red zone outside the exit when this young lad(about 19) and 2 birds about the same age came out, any I could see the gird pointing at it and he didn't seem to happy LOL, so one of the girls came over and says love the car shame about driver!! To which I replied fook you ya bone faced annorexic biatch!! To be honest I have thought similar seeing a minging bird in a great car. But to actually say it to your face. Love your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Class Harvards quote of a cludge like a ripped out fire place would of been just a lil better(one for next time lol) Also "I bet it's like being the last hotdog in the tin!" is also one of my favourites...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I was picking someone up today from waitros in cheltenham, so I sat in the red zone outside the exit when this young lad(about 19) and 2 birds about the same age came out, any I could see the gird pointing at it and he didn't seem to happy LOL, so one of the girls came over and says love the car shame about driver!! To which I replied fook you ya bone faced annorexic biatch!! what were you doin in chelters on sunday!!?? i wasnt out so wouldnt of seen my beautiful supe- ironically i live bout 5 mins from waitrose! defintly still got the looks ppl always looking a real head turner- and for those who know chelt- no ive never done "the Circuit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 what were you doin in chelters on sunday!!?? i wasnt out so wouldnt of seen my beautiful supe- ironically i live bout 5 mins from waitrose! defintly still got the looks ppl always looking a real head turner- and for those who know chelt- no ive never done "the Circuit". What the hell is "the circuit", is it like a tour where you get to drive around and see all the beautiful landmarks of the city or is it more of a nature trail set-up;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Some youngsters do still have taste though. When the Hubby washed the car at the weekend a group of them walked past the house and said "Nice Car mate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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