jamesmark Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his shiny new BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in atypical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick"hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, twotees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Top gag!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Like that one adapted from Rolls Royce gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 :Dlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Wasn't a lame one after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 very good:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bill Prawn Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 That joke is older than you!!! And I used it once on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bill Prawn Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Lame That brought back a memory of good old Flat 4 What a guy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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