Gerry Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Went to the pics tonight to see Jack Black in Rewind, was OK, but IMO he does mainly the same stuff in most pics he does. There were five of us and I was asking for some eats & drinks. It was busy so in a loud voice I asked for a sweet cockporn !Embarrased, I tried to say it again and could just get the "cock" bit out, thank God for Soo as she came to my rescue and asked for the Popcorn (was for her anyway) ! Much laughing at me for a good ten minutes as we sat and waited for the film to start... Was even worse than when I asked the young lady at McDonalds for a ham & cheese "Bugler" (was trying to order a Bagel and a burger) Chrrreeees G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willson Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 lol thats a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 don't go to the cinema for cockporn mate... the internet is much better. Great story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymdee Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Nice one G Reminds of the Alan Partridge sketch where he asks someone if they want a hat hardon - classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I love spoonerisms. Years ago my internet 'non de plume' was Danny Fischarge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supranature Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Betty Swollocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supranature Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Kite Tunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supranature Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Sorry if I am offending anyone. Please see my last post. Pam ist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 ... I'm gonna try that one next time there's a hot girl working behind the counter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Betty Swollocks? She must be Mary Hinge's cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersupra3 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 My sister went into a timber yard and asked for some dildo rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 :dwell done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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