CJ Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Instructions for cleaning the toilet: 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo. 2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet. 3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid. 4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself. 5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle. 6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door. 7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door. 8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean. With best wishes, The Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 hahahahahahaha I have got to try that...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absz Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 cj i'll try that tommorow if it does't work then i will have a reason to sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 abs... you have to make sure you are using a UK cat and not a j-spec cat *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absz Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverMachine Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 ...throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly... FPML - Excellent! Just sprayed coffee on my keyboard... F.A.O. Animal Rights - No animals were hurt during this cleaning progress! I haven't got a cat, but next door has a Yorkshire Terrier...will that give a good deep clean and get under the rim? Gaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.B Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunwho Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Looks like a process that can be used once per cat. Where do you get all the strays cat from to do your cleaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 21, 2005 Author Share Posted January 21, 2005 Looks like a process that can be used once per cat. Where do you get all the strays cat from to do your cleaning? When you own a car that looks like mine, you get lots of pussy round the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunwho Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 When you own a car that looks like mine, you get lots of pussy round the house You're lucky I only get the birds. They always seem to wet (or loosen their bowels) themselves over my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Ha Ha, My dog loved the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornet Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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