Bill Prawn Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 A group of second, third and fourth year infant schoolkids accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local horseracing track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up in this manner, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an infant school child. "I guess you must be in the fourth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. but thanks for the lift anyhow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Please come back every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 LOL:d waits for next weeks:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 LOL:d waits for next weeks:) Sorry won't be able to do one next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Perfect Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 That made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spidermonkey Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian R Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Good to see you back Tim missed your jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Can we have next weeks joke now then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Thats very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 "Beware of imitations" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 It's just not Friday without the Bill Prawn joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Top gag!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Nice joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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