MrRalphMan Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Little Johnny got sent home one day from school for being bad. Upon getting home he called out for his folks but got no reply. He heard banging and moaning coming from upstairs and went up and opened his parent’s bedroom door. Johnny was shocked to see his dad giving it to his mom - her knees were by her ears, she was taking it like a porn starlet - screaming all manner of things. The folks noticed Johnny and froze. He let out a gasp and ran off. Stunned, his parents realized that this could be traumatic on their son and decided the dad should explain sex is something parents do when in love. The dad looked all over the house and couldn’t find Johnny anywhere - then he heard banging and moaning coming from Grandma’s room. He opened the door only to find little Johnny railing Grandma – just banging her senseless, pumping away with her legs in the air. The dad yelled, “What the f*ck are you doing?” to which Johnny replied “It’s not so much fun when it’s your mom eh?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Sick but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadburys Purple Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Very good but very sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 uber sick but i did laff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Very sick and very reposted. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=123711 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=123773 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=125933 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Nasty! There's a few on here that would work brilliantly in their local library, as they're so efficient at bringing up the past so quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I did a search and found nothing, so I don't feel bad at all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I did a search and found nothing, so I don't feel bad at all.... As well you shouldn't. If it makes a few people laugh then it's worth a repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 lol Heard it before but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Its still a great post though:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Nasty! There's a few on here that would work brilliantly in their local library, as they're so efficient at bringing up the past so quickly Personally, I'd rather take the flaming for a repost then the grief for putting 'granny sex' into the search engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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