Gaz6002 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 > Harold is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner > Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar, > listen to music, ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long life. > > One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, > and before they know it, several hours had passed. After a short lull in > their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred asks, 'Do you know what I > miss most of all?' > > She asks, 'What?' > > 'SEX!!' he replies. > > Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun > to your head!' > > 'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it > for a while.' > > 'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his > manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. > > Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. > Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was OK. She > walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool > with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood! > > Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing B*stard! What does Ethel have that I don't have?' > > Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's. ..' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 an oldie but a goodie:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 lol I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Very good.Iwill remember that just in case i end up in an old folks home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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