Pete Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I hope it was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I hope it was worth it. Was for us, well me anyway I'm still in rapture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 my third has never cried in pain. bring out the metal umbrella my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 what's green and floppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Can't see how any one would think this was a good idea to post this up on the internet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 excuse the pun but this newbie has balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Just when they thought the off topic forum couldnt go any lower. D&D broke out the shovels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Can't see how any one would think this was a good idea to post this up on the internet.... I know brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Can't see how any one would think this was a good idea to post this up on the internet.... Yeah, but they may be green and spotty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I havent stopped laughing yet, seriously. Well it's lucky it's only us in the club that can see it. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 excuse the pun but this newbie hadhas balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 nice touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 And I was in 2 minds as to whether to post up about my house sale falling through because I felt it was too personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Anyone vote we make him where a Tshirt at any meets? Nice shirt £50 Buying the girl a few drinks £30 Taxi back to yours. £17 Admiting to a World wide forum you have had a penis swab and you now have Chlamydia Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I havent stopped laughing yet, seriously. Well it's lucky it's only us in the club that can see it. NOT I'm still cleaning the coffee of my laptop, after spitting it out when i read this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 While in China ,a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in Australia, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor Says: "I've got bad news for you -- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Aussie docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh,Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by it self...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 And I was in 2 minds as to whether to post up about my house sale falling through because I felt it was too personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ry4n Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I'm still cleaning the coffee of my laptop, after spitting it out when i read this... Seriously that makes two of us! d&d I salute you, never have I witnessed someone so readily sacrifice himself upon the altar of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 award for the bravest member goes to this man. he has no shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Seriously that makes two of us! d&d I salute you, never have I witnessed someone so readily sacrifice himself upon the altar of humor! I dont think we are ever going to hear from him again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i bet we do if he gets anal warts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 d&d I salute you, never have I witnessed someone so readily sacrifice himself upon the altar of humor! Regrets, he's had a few.................This thread for one This is making history fellas, remember this moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 While in China ,a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in Australia, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor Says: "I've got bad news for you -- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Aussie docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh,Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by it self...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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