dannypunto Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 news has come in that jemermy beadle did not die due to his illness!..he was shot in a card game after he put a dodgy hand on the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Thats just sick, You should be ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Hilarious, keep them coming. still feel bad for laughing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlton Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I seem to have been texted loads... shall we make this a thread for Beadle jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannypunto Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 ive got at least 5 on my phone lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Beadle cremation live on itv. "Youve been flamed" poor bloke life delt him a sh*t hand:taped: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlton Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeremy Beadle's family have been asking for help reading his will - it is all written in short hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannypunto Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 rumor had it that he had a hugeeeee cock! but in the other hand it seemed quite small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_doo_do Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Beadle had died, but they are not sure what time as they could not see the little hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 oh dear, you will all burn in the flames of hell i hope you realise:d but on the other hand!!!!!!!! oops:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 They'll be broadcasting his funeral live from the crematorium; they're going to call it "You've Been Flamed" EDIT: sorry repost from above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains to be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early Autumn with " Watch out, Beadles a sprout" :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i dont he would mind any of this he handed enough to other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Apparently on Sunday there's going to be a minutes silence in his memory, at midday, when the big hand touches the little hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Beadle had died, but they are not sure what time as they could not see the little hand. Beadle cremation live on itv. "Youve been flamed" poor bloke life delt him a sh*t hand:taped: Both good. They'll be broadcasting his funeral live from the crematorium; they're going to call it "You've Been Flamed" EDIT: sorry repost from above Apparently on Sunday there's going to be a minutes silence in his memory, at midday, when the big hand touches the little hand. Both repost variations of the above. Read other peoples posts first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 like some of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 rumor had it that he had a hugeeeee cock! but in the other hand it seemed quite small A re-worded-post. I think RedM beat you to that one Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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