grahamc Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 13 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 :ROFL: Oh man, that's just had me in tears! Your a comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekymonkey Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Reeeeeepost! But funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grahamc Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Reeeeeepost! But funny made me laugh, so well worth the "REPOST" - how many do I get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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