bigcol Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence and registration please" London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration;and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says, "Now then sir, Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Better than the coffin... I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 nothing like ripping an old US joke and making it semi-english eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Very good joke. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Not bad! But no particularly good either... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Excellent:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 it brought a grin.. but no laughter... Must try harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 its not too bad, made the wife chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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