Another friday joke.....

[uncle kev]

A little lengthy but one of my favourites!

 

A homless bum walks into a bar and asks the barman for a scotch.

the barman says " you dont have any money so i cant serve you"

the bum says "if I show you something that amazes you can I have one ?"

the barman says " show me first and i'll see!"

 

So the bum puts his hand in his pocket and pulls a hamster out. He puts it on the bar and it scurries over to an old piano in the corner of the bar.

The hamster then begins to play a note perfect rendition of Beithovens 9th.

 

on completion the hamster jumps back in the bums pocket.

The barman is speechless and pours the bum a double.

 

The barman says " show me something else and I'll give you another double!"

So the bum pulls a frog from his pocket and sits it on a bar stool.

The frog then performs the Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

The barman is in stitches at this point.

Then from the corner of the room a business man aproaches the bum and says "how much for the frog? iv got a circus and that will be my main attraction!"

 

The bum says "buy me the rest of that bottle of scotch and its yours!"

 

The business man cant believe his luck and quickly purchases the bottle for the bum before he changes his mind then leaves, laughing.

 

The barman says "what the hell did you do that for ! That frog was worth millions!"

 

the bum replies " nah. its the hamster, hes a ventriloquist too !"

 

 

kev.

[Bill Prawn]

Better at posting jokes tham piccies eh Kev

[Jurgen-Jm-Imports]

lol i will host the pics on as soon as i get them