terribleturner Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I left work last night and for those that know it i had to go round the Cresent at the top of Great Portland Place in West London. So i go round it and have to stop at the lights before pulling onto the Marylebone Road. I undo my window and im singing to the music when a brand new silver beemer slides up behind and then pulls out into the lane next to me. But as they come along side i see that he's actually crossed the line and has come up to the junction on the wrong side of the road. I started laughing but decided that i'd let them know before the lights go green. I tooted my horn and this cocky looking woman with cigarette in hand just looks over and back in again before he rolls forward about a foot. I think this is great now, and because of the junction our lights stay red for a little longer but the traffic coming into the cresent are allowed to go. So you can imagine the look on their faces when the cars start moving and come head to head with the beemer. "That'll teach you to think your better than everyone else", i was thinking. Well he decideds he's gonna go through the red light so as to stop obstructing the on coming traffic. Shame he didn't notice the Police sat waiting at the junction for his lights to go green too?? Blue lights started flashing and the BMW was pulled over and i made sure to smile as i went past. Aaaahhhhh Satifaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 lol, classic. they got what they deserved for sure...... that hardly ever happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Excellent Story mate...I know that junction very well its the way i always go to leave the west End...what a complete nob. They were obviously so wrapped up in their own feel good factor (Invented by The Conservative Government soz lol thought I'd get that in he he) and how they were going to pay their next monthly repayment on their BMW and their Council house rent that maybe they forgot which side of the road they are sposed to drive on he he.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 BMW = Borrow My Wallet Amongst other acronyms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Burn hole in My Wallet - Even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annan Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Brilliant You can't beat the sheer arrogance of a BMW driver. For once the Police nailed someone who was really taking the piss and not a someone doing 41 in a 40. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Got no time for those BMW fuck-shit,wank-tank, tonka toy mechano cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Got no time for those BMW fuck-shit,wank-tank, tonka toy mechano cars. I'm feeling that you're not overly keen on Beemer drivers then, Clarkey?? Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Good story! I think BMW do make some good cars however its the people that drive them that's the problem. I have to say I would be very embarrassed to drive one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 No, their not my favorite of motorists. I've had too many bad experiences with BMW drivers (cut up, tailgating, overtaking on bend - etc etc ain't got all night! ), so now I tar them with the same brush. If I see a BMW driver - then they're a twat. No if's. No buts. They're a twat. I'll even go as far as not letting them out of junctions - just out of sheer badness. As car far as the cars is concerned they may well be very well engineered, designed etc etc - but they've got the street-cred of a pimp or a drugboy's car. Like dogshit, they're everywhere. How many BMW's will you pass/overtake/piss on/show the finger at ... tomorrow on your way to work ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 but they've got the street-cred of a pimp i've got a lot of street cred hactually!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Nah mate! You're employer get's the "street cred". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 i'm self employed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 So, you are you're own pimp ? I take my hat off to you mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 If I see a BMW driver - then they're a twat. No if's. No buts. They're a twat ha ha, classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlitzPower Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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