CJ Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Sick of the stress, he quits his job, and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible. He only sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months, or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. “Name's, Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.” “Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Cliff is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you. Be some drinking”. “Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'” Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. “More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.” “Well, I get along well with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again.” “More'n likely be some wild sex, too,” “That's not a problem”, says Tom warming to the idea. “I've been all alone for six months! I will definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?” “Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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