adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 holy moly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 40 stone Soon to be diminished with his diet of beans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 40 stone Please remember 29 stone of that is my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 is it swollen again from all the beatings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Went to see a naked ventriloquist last night. She was very good, didnt see her lips move once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Please remember 29 stone of that is my penis i think you have G.A.S.H mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 G.A.S.H. would be nice right here right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Is it time to lock this one yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 no not yet wait till it gets really rude then lock it but its ok for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Is it time to lock this one yet? Lock it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 no still going,it takes patience to win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 am i going to win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 no not yet wait till it gets really rude then lock it but its ok for now Willys, Bums , fannys, poo! Lock down Homer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 nice try Blackie !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Bloke goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there, dog says "alright mate?" guy says kin el i've seen it all now, dog says "I've won crufts 5 times, been on tv in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq & run marathons" guy says to the owner "why you selling then mate?" owner says "cos he's a lying cnut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 now please:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Au contraire Mr Bond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Au contraire Mr Bond! Thats on in a mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 excellent i will watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 excellent i will watch it Its one of the better ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Its one of the better ones. Au Contraire Mr. Blackie. I admit its the best one with old Roger in it, but thats a bit like saying that stepping in dog poo is better than stepping in cat poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Au Contraire Mr. Blackie. I admit its the best one with old Roger in it, but thats a bit like saying that stepping in dog poo is better than stepping in cat poo. lol I think the problem is i have seen all the old ones so many times they are a bit "samey" This was new and fresh when i saw it, i think i was about 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Once upon a time, we lived on Holy Island. I was about six, and up till then the most exciting thing I'd ever seen was a large fish. Suddenly, the whole place became a film set...Roman Polanski was making Cul-De-Sac. Donald Pleasance was one of the stars billetted in a holiday cottage nearby. I didnt know who he was, but he was a very friendly chap and the whole affair was awe inspiring to a wee bairn like me. A couple of years later....one night, I was sent to bed at seven as normal, but half an hour later my Dad came in and whispered for me to quietly get up and get dressed without waking the other kids. Once I was ready, Mum kissed me and said have a great time and Dad said get in the car. I was in a total state of bewilderment and expectation, I had no idea what was going on. Dad drove off, and as we went over the causeway it was obvious we were going to the mainland and my excitement grew tenfold. Dad was silent and wouldnt tell me where we were going, saying it was a secret. We eventually got to Berwick, and he parked up outside the cinema. We went in through the back as I remember, we sat down in the dark and my Dad said ' you are going to like this' There before me on the big screen was You Only Live Twice. I'd never seen anything like this before, it was magical...and to top it off, there was Donald Pleasance as Blofeld, the chap who had been staying next to us a couple of years before. One of my most precious memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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