Darren-K Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 http://www.humboldt.edu/~nvk2/bus/closed_sign.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 no your not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 A piece of string walks into a pub and asks for a pint and the landlord says "Are you a piece of string?" and the string replies "Yes". The landlord says we dont serve string. A second piece of string walks in and again the landlord says "Are you a piece of string?" and the string replies "No, I'm afraid not"(frayed knot) A sandwich walks into a bar and the barmen says "Sorry we dont serve food here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 :tumble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 A piece of string walks into a pub and asks for a pint and the landlord says "Are you a piece of string?" and the string replies "Yes". The landlord says we dont serve string. A second piece of string walks in and again the landlord says "Are you a piece of string?" and the string replies "No, I'm afraid not"(frayed knot) : No!! You ruined that joke lol it's like this... A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer, landlord looks at him and says "Don't be ridiculous, we can't serve beer to a bit of string!!!" So the string walks out, ruffles up his hair, walks back in, and again asks for a pint of beer, landlord looks at him and says " Your that same bit of string that just came in!" String says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot"!! Much better don't you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I think this thread may end up like this one, which currently has 792 pages!! http://www.mazdarotaryclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20099&page=792 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 well i hope it gets closed soon, but i doubt it coz all the mods are lazy:D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feakins Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 No!! You ruined that joke lol it's like this... A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer, landlord looks at him and says "Don't be ridiculous, we can't serve beer to a bit of string!!!" So the string walks out, ruffles up his hair, walks back in, and again asks for a pint of beer, landlord looks at him and says " Your that same bit of string that just came in!" String says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot"!! Much better don't you think Its better than the tarmac joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m224/Feakins/dickwobbler.gif thats my old avatar from ages ago on another forum :D (watch watch out there's a thief about lol) (what advert was that from????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 This is the gayest thread ever.... I think it should stop right now!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 And it still goes on:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 (Best Seinfled voice) HellooooOOOOOOOooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 And on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 and on some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 BuRp Been in Telehouse/Telecity all week, I'm surprised the thread is still going lol. In answer to the above...the mods: a) too short staffed b) don't really care about the thread as it isn't abusive etc c) are glad that most of the shit normally posted elsewhere is in 1 thread (I reckon it's C, but that's my 2p) Keep on truckin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 so no one has won yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i have twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I win maybe in a years time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 not yet you dont:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 There can be only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 bit exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 bit exciting Bit lame you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 getting sick of this now just give me my winnings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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