superstar dj Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 almost all the clubs i DJ in have these guys and gals in the loo's and personally i think its a f=-#ing sham! Why should you need to pay for bog roll you pay enough for club entry and drinks not to mention the 'you must put your coat in the cloakroom rule'. Nuff said:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 This thread made me laugh. The problem is, it has changed from being an offered upmarket service to something that is now a money making scheme. This has not changed. Many top clubs/bars in London have them and they are very polite and don't shout the usual crappy lines but address you as sir and and they DONT ask for money - it really is a tip service. Nor do they use toilet roll to dry your hands but a proper fresh disposable hand towel. Its all Molton Brown and the real deal. Thus ironically given his attitude you are actually more likely to tip him. Remember girls have this issue to (in London toilets anyway), my gf forever complains about them too. Apparently they are worse too generally in the wrong places. Girls are less likely to tell them where to go then guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 This thread made me laugh. This has not changed. Many top clubs/bars in London have them and they are very polite and don't shout the usual crappy lines but address you as sir and and they DONT ask for money - it really is a tip service. Nor do they use toilet roll to dry your hands but a proper fresh disposable hand towel. Its all Molton Brown and the real deal. Thus ironically given his attitude you are actually more likely to tip him. Remember girls have this issue to (in London toilets anyway), my gf forever complains about them too. Apparently they are worse too generally in the wrong places. Girls are less likely to tell them where to go then guys. You hit the nail on the head.. Go to a crappy bar/club and you will get crappy bog fairies. more upmarket you go, the better the fairies will become. Top end being the your molten brown toters as you say. Siliding scale stylee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIL Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I agree, it gets on my **** that they expect me to pay to take a piss and wash my own hands. It may be a shock to them but I have been able to perform this task on my own without assitance for some years now! Its like the old joke, Man takes a piss and goes to walk out without washing his hands and the 'robbin bstard' sorry cloakroom attendant says did your mother not teach you to wash your hands? No replies the man, she taught me not to piss on them in the first place!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 They were in blackpool when i went before xmas. Have to say it was kind of funny. We were half gargled so I decided to get some crap on my hands while wiping and finished it off with a bit of pee and bog water. Took my stinkin hands to them and let him wash them - he never battered an eye lid and charged me £1.00 Must be pretty desprate to be doing that for £1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 They were in blackpool when i went before xmas. Have to say it was kind of funny. We were half gargled so I decided to get some crap on my hands while wiping and finished it off with a bit of pee and bog water. Took my stinkin hands to them and let him wash them - he never battered an eye lid and charged me £1.00 Must be pretty desprate to be doing that for £1 And by "Blackpool" I presume you mean care home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 They were in blackpool when i went before xmas. Have to say it was kind of funny. We were half gargled so I decided to get some crap on my hands while wiping and finished it off with a bit of pee and bog water. Took my stinkin hands to them and let him wash them - he never battered an eye lid and charged me £1.00 Must be pretty desprate to be doing that for £1 I feel the forum has sank to a new low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I feel the forum has sank to a new low. pmsl:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I feel the forum has sank to a new low. I would have to agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I gave up eating nibbles from bowls on bars years ago, good move, I reckon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 And by "Blackpool" I presume you mean care home? I seem to recall they did have white suits on in the pictures. Perhaps more of a mental establishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I gave up eating nibbles from bowls on bars years ago, good move, I reckon.... the tripe bowl...yak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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