mr keef Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Ok here in Newcastle over the last couple of years in our bars and clubs we have had a toilet invasion...we get the black guys trying to wash your hands...dry your hands...give you lollypops...spray you with shite....and stick chewing gum into your mouth...fair enough!!!!!...even though they are probably on more than you and me...they expect at least £1...now tonight i have been out and i have a fekin big problem!!!...every bar i went into probably about 15...the black guy was there doing his normal scam..but in every toilet there is no toilet roll...they have it on the counter....so i asked one dickhead why have you got 5 rolls of toilete paper sitting under your stool and the toilete has none...he then began trying to give me a few sheets so he could get his reward...i also then watched him pocket 7 pounds out of his saucer leaving 2 pounds left....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS COUNTRY COMMING TO??????????TO BE HONEST IT MAKES ME FEKIN SICK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Where have you been?! the country is all about MONEY! WE are considered NOTHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 ohh and yea some of the fools actually were giving lads crap if they didnt get quid or more...spoke to the doorman in one bar he rekins the bog fairy is on about 300 pound an night for a friday/ saterdayand about 200 sunday!!!!!!!!!i asked why do you put up with it....he said all this racial bullcrap!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2JG Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Dude it's not just your neck of the woods. I asked one guy once why he did it and he told me he's tryin to make it through college and get money to his family, APPARENTLY they don't get a wage and rely on the cash the punters give them. Didn't know whether or not to believe him?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 dont you hear the bullcrap they chat about in there? he was saying that for you to move on so he could tackle someone else for ££ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 Dude it's not just your neck of the woods. I asked one guy once why he did it and he told me he's tryin to make it through college and get money to his family, APPARENTLY they don't get a wage and rely on the cash the punters give them. Didn't know whether or not to believe him?? yea but they are earning a fekin fortune its utter bollox!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and every club is scared shitless to say no to them....if they were nice about it and it was a thing where you could tip them or not then fair enough...but now theres no bog roll or fek all unless you ask them!!!!!!!!it makes my blood boil!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 i used to turn a blind eye until i myself one day got knocked back from a nightclub for not having a collar on...on my way out the head doorman knew me and said get yourself in....when i walked in there was black dudes in tracksuits... floppy hats... trainers... etc etc i was disgusted!!!!!!!!!!told the head doorman what i thought and it all boiled down the the racism crap!!!!!!!!see how we would fair in africa calling that crap .....yea thats right we would be dead in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2JG Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Don't get me wrong fellas, it annoys the hell out of me to, all I wanna do is take a pi$$, wash my hands and head back to the bar, last thing I expect nowadays is to get hustled for a couple of quid! I've taken to grabbing a paper towel from them and walkin' out! And if you give any grief back... well that's it... their cousins uncles dog is comin over to give you an a$$ whipin! all courtesy of the tax payer of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 we used to take the paper an just go, theyd start chating and we'd just say 'man im skint, my girl has the money' hehe, just out smart the bleeders:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 its a joke they should not be allowed to stand in toilets making money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masenko Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Plus, I'm not fond of men watching me pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnas78 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Theres got to be some place ypou can report this mainly your local council office as they look after these sort of complaints , no point complaining to the club they waont take notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Freshen up for the ladies !! Gets on my nerves too, I always wash my hands and ignore them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 and some people say to me what do I want to leave here for - give me a break lol Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Been happing in margate for about 2 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syed Shah Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Just ignore them, take the tissue paper, and leave without paying. Simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 christ!! been happening in bournemouth for 4 yrs. They annoy me too, best answer I gave was when i was bout 20. Just come out of cubicle and he said freshen up for the ladees, so put my hand on his shoulder and said its ok mate I can get some paper myself. Took my hand off and went crap just put my hand on your shoulder and I pee'd over that one too. If you dont want to be asked just act like your on the phone as you come out the cubicle / urinal ... works everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 what you all hate freshen up men!? they are amazing... they are SO THICK. best line i got given from one was "no spray...no lay." wow...so i got sprayed and as far as im aware i did not get laid. but the hope was there. the ladies must have loved my watered down aftershave. if you really want to annoy them just throw up in their sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Yup its really annoying-Me and the lads usually help ourselves to as much aftershave as possible then just walk out without paying up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Found the same thing happening in holland years ago. Out there though they would charge you for access to the toilet & then have the same characters fleecing you inside them. Drove me mad but pre the euro it was still very cheap. Complaints to the local council or contacting local media, local papers etc will be the only way of having any chance of stopping this IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Surely the club / bar are hiring these people to "manage" the facilities. Should you have an issue with them, then wouldn't the club/ bar be the ones to complain to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 From a bar/clubs point of view, it means less likely the cubicles will get blocked by morons with loadsa bog roll, urinals don't get kicked off the wall by same morons, less mess & a less likey stage for a quick stabbing, so they can't lose. This is'nt a new phenomenon in London they've been around for many years. It pi**es me off me too, but everything is about taking money out my pocket these days, i'm just waiting to be charged for breathing air now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 if some one took my bog roll when i needed a pony there would be hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 If they make so much easy money, why not consider doing it yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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