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johnnyknox

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The UK version:

 

Chav kid in tracksuit goes into Porsche dealership. He hasn't been at school and saw the Porsche while 'hanging out' at McDonalds.

 

"Iz you got da new Porker, innit?"

 

"Er... yes. Would you like a look"?

 

"Nah! Dem iz real slow innit. My brother has a Mitsubishi Supra. It iz da king of da road. Two single turbos, 280mph and four dump-valves. That Porker don't even have neonz. "

 

"Riiiight"

 

"Nuff respeck. I'm out"

 

"Goodbye" The salesman turns to someone just out of sight. "Nigel. Pass the baseball bat, please."

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They're not all they're cracked up to be...

Close mate brought a brand new carrera 4s with ALL the extras... Nice.. but really not worth the £89K he paid for it imo...

 

Oh I'm not daft. I'll pick up a 5 - 6 year old one for about 30k. You have to get it out of your system. Always wanted one!!:)

 

H.

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"Do you have the new 911?"

 

"Yes, you're stood right in front of it. What are you, blind?

Now piss off kid"

 

You're right, he spotted it out of the window in the classroom, but couldn't see it when he was stood in front of it...

 

Maybe if he pays more attention in class he'll be able to get a job to buy one...

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