johnnyknox Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 As adverts go..this is quite a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saboteur Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 You know why I hate porsche?? ....Cuz they're just too perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Do you have the new 911?" "Yes, you're stood right in front of it. What are you, blind? Now piss off kid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 One day (sigh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masenko Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Whoa...they certainly marketed that one well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Beautiful machine!! I will have one, oh yes! I will have one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saboteur Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 They're not all they're cracked up to be... Close mate brought a brand new carrera 4s with ALL the extras... Nice.. but really not worth the £89K he paid for it imo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That a great advert! ill give um that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saboteur Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 if that were a real porsche dealership..... he wouldn't say 'can I help you?' More like 'Can you F-OFF!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 The UK version: Chav kid in tracksuit goes into Porsche dealership. He hasn't been at school and saw the Porsche while 'hanging out' at McDonalds. "Iz you got da new Porker, innit?" "Er... yes. Would you like a look"? "Nah! Dem iz real slow innit. My brother has a Mitsubishi Supra. It iz da king of da road. Two single turbos, 280mph and four dump-valves. That Porker don't even have neonz. " "Riiiight" "Nuff respeck. I'm out" "Goodbye" The salesman turns to someone just out of sight. "Nigel. Pass the baseball bat, please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saboteur Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 great advert:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 They're not all they're cracked up to be... Close mate brought a brand new carrera 4s with ALL the extras... Nice.. but really not worth the £89K he paid for it imo... Oh I'm not daft. I'll pick up a 5 - 6 year old one for about 30k. You have to get it out of your system. Always wanted one!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chingy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I like it:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 "Do you have the new 911?" "Yes, you're stood right in front of it. What are you, blind? Now piss off kid" You're not in sales, are you Jake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Not any more, Bry. I was though, I sold kitchens for 9 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 "Do you have the new 911?" "Yes, you're stood right in front of it. What are you, blind? Now piss off kid" You're right, he spotted it out of the window in the classroom, but couldn't see it when he was stood in front of it... Maybe if he pays more attention in class he'll be able to get a job to buy one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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