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Dale B

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I always remember a story ages ago about some bloke working in America somewhere for this packing company. One nightshift he was bored and as you do he found out that if he placed his you know what against the convery belt it would bring him to satisfaction. Well a couple of nights later he was doing the business when the skin of his......sack got caught in the belt. This caused the flesh to rip and one of his testicles to fly accross the room. Now this bloke is so embarrased with what has happened (and was probably in SOOO much Pain to be able to think) decided that he would use one of those heavy duty staplers to close the wound and NOT go to the doctor. WTF?????????? :confused: Well the only reason that this story came to light was because it was written in a mediacl journal and the wound was not alright after being stapled DUH!!! They ended up rusting and caused gangreen (is that how it's spelt). Not good. :twak:

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Actually, not as bad, but i had 2 mates at work have their girlfriends attack them with knives last week. One had his girl AND her mother come at him.

 

I think they need to look very seriously at the type of girlfriend they choose! :eek: Not sisters by any chance???

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