hiten55 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh yeah, a point to the post would help.... I had a Bursa which is like a blister under the skin, this burst and infected my blood stream causing Cellulitis!! The infection was very aggressive. Basically, they drew a line at the top of my leg and if the infection would have got past his then it would have been a "leg off" job... H. dear god dont let any women read this - they'll never get on their knees again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnas78 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 When i was about 9 we was playing at my cousins house , we started to play a game of baseball with a metal round pipe steel... cut a long story short i wacked the pipe just near sid eof my left eye, blood every were rushed to hospital doc said was lucky missed tempel by cm's could have killed me, and the pain taking stitches out was very painfull, now they have stitches that desolve ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 dear god dont let any women read this - they'll never get on their knees again Unless they are a real nympho then they'll be fine mate!! I reckon 4 days is about the limit! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 You should never punch anyone. Use the flat of your hand (palm strike), it's harder on your victim attacker and doesn't hurt you. The japs use this technique to kill people as it sends your nose through your brain! Not that i am well up on this sort of thing!! H. LOL...sick! I'll bear that in mind just in case... but like I said I'm a lover now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 but like I said I'm a lover now Sorry mate, I'm married.... I do know a guy who might be interested though...!! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=136986 H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 Quality tale that one Havard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Sorry mate, I'm married.... I do know a guy who might be interested though...!! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=136986 H. I'll pass thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I'll pass thanks Fussy sod....;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 So thats when I left the life of violence and became a lover not a hater So what do you do to the fat guys now mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 So what do you do to the fat guys now mate? leave them alone and concentrate on young ladies, its much more rewarding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 We were having a picnic in the New Forest. A male horse was nearby, and was very interested in the food. I shooed it away a couple of times, the kids were young and I'd heard of New Forest ponies getting a little rough. We finished, and as we started packing up, the horse came back. My wife was kneeling on the ground, rolling up the blanket...the horse then got really close to her, and it was obviously sexually aroused, its appendage hanging down like a baseball bat...as she shooed it away, the damn animal reared up and came down, basically headbutting my wife in the top of her head with its teeth. She went down like a ton of bricks, totally out cold. The horse then tried to stamp on her, and kicked her in the back a couple of times before I could react and push it away from her. Anyway, ambulance, hostpital, stitches, observation and she was back home a day later, non too bad considering. That night, she went to bed early and I went up a few hours later. She was fast asleep but woke when I turned the side lamp on to undress...she turned to see me in my full naked glory. She screamed, and threw the alarm clock at me, hitting me in the forehead cutting me nastily above the eye. I said "shit Jane, why the hell did you do that ?" She sobbed, "you reminded me of that effing horse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 So is that pic from when it happend? only asking really as my mate's boy (7yr old) fell asleep against a radiator at home when it was off but after the heating came back on after a while he woke up screaming as he had no top on & had burnt all down one side of his back! That's nasty, how is he now? Hope there's not too much lasting damage. My sister grabbed and pulled a pot of tea over herself when she was very little. She's fine now, but was nasty at the time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Ooooh nasty, ive hurt myself a few times on motorbikes:) Broke my left arm twice Broke right arm three times Broke both legs Broke my back in 3 places and had body cast for 2 months Broke collar bone Falling off a roof i was building:D 12" scar on my left arm when i snapped it motocrossing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Ooooh nasty, ive hurt myself a few times on motorbikes:) Broke my left arm twice Broke right arm three times Broke both legs Broke my back in 3 places and had body cast for 2 months Broke collar bone Falling of a roof i was building:D 12" scar on my left arm when i snapped it motocrossing http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c338/jamie450x/la002.jpg Nasty Mr Price!! I bet it looks worse in the flesh (pardon the pun) the photo's don't always show the depth of the scar!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 some people are just slow learners huh Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 some people are just slow learners huh Jamie And then he took the stabilisers off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 If you aint crashing you aint trying hard enough;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 If you aint crashing you aint trying hard enough;) I like your style... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I like your style... It must be a case of the more you practice, the less time you spend in hospital..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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