Epic Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 according to my girlfriend she seems to think that her battery gets charged every so often by her dads magic device... and that the engine does not charge the battery... and nore does anyone else engine for that matter. when i explained that i do not charge my battery over night she was abit confused... any here practice this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 lol nope, just trying to show her the rest of the world dont charge there batterys the way she does lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Is this the battery on her car I take it ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 no her vibrator... yes her car.. i did say engine lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I charge my car battery every night too only joking Is you girlfriend blond ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Is this the same girlfriend you were talking about the other day? The clingy one you were thinking of dumping and going out with that hot new bird where you work? Just kidding love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Is this the same girlfriend you were talking about the other day? The clingy one you were thinking of dumping and going out with that hot new bird where you work? Just kidding love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i did say engine lol You didn't say how big her vibrator was though Joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Is this the same girlfriend you were talking about the other day? The clingy one you were thinking of dumping and going out with that hot new bird where you work? Just kidding love. that actualy wasnt funny... she got the right arse over this n then had a massive arguement thanks alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Is this the same girlfriend you were talking about the other day? The clingy one you were thinking of dumping and going out with that hot new bird where you work? Just kidding love. Jake, that has to be the funniest post i have ever read. Unlucky about the argument epic but that was bloody hilarious. I can see it now, both of you sat there waiting for more replies and then she reads that and kicks off big time. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I think i would've seen that coming oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekymonkey Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 This friend CANNOT be for real - both the start and the twist! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 was it one of those electric cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Is this the same girlfriend you were talking about the other day? The clingy one you were thinking of dumping and going out with that hot new bird where you work? Just kidding love. that actualy wasnt funny... she got the right arse over this n then had a massive arguement thanks alot No Way! Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 No Way! Really? :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 No Way! Really? Some women are sensitive to these things. Yours obviously isn't as she has to put up with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 that is the funniest thing i've read on here in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Yeh im not even joking, she was like why the f*** you been talking about me to total stangers n sulked n everything! i was thinkin to my self, did i say anything to anyone about anything lol. coz i only saw the clingy bit n then clicked off, n she was like, wat the f*** did that just say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Jake wins at the internet Women eh? Cuh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Yeh im not even joking, she was like why the fu*k you been talking about me to total stangers n sulked n everything! i was thinkin to my self, did i say anything to anyone about anything lol. coz i only saw the clingy bit n then clicked off, n she was like, wat the fu*k did that just say Whoops! Sorry mate - twas only a joke. It is quite amusing though, you've got to admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Whoops! Sorry mate - twas only a joke. It is quite amusing though, you've got to admit. Jake, you is a bad bad man..... I'm glad it wasn't me on the receiving end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Cheers!!! lol she still dont know its a joke n prob still thinks im a right c**t But on a lighter note theres def not ANY fit girls at my work lol out of 350 theres on 4 females there n they look like blokes so fit in well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Yeh im not even joking, she was like why the fu*k you been talking about me to total stangers n sulked n everything! i was thinkin to my self, did i say anything to anyone about anything lol. coz i only saw the clingy bit n then clicked off, n she was like, wat the fu*k did that just say well in that case, she does sound clingy and you should dump her, jake just did you a favor:d only jokin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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