DaveSupTT Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 :rlol: that was a good laugh in the middle of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 It still very funny, will have to tell the wife that one later:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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