CJ Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 The Journey of Man When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndyT Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Lol. We live 'n learn CJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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