michael Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Post 20,000, obviously it had to be an important one so here we go... Do you have a gnome in the garden? If so what's it doing? Fishing? Standing? Keeping watch over treasure? Something else? Do they ever move? Do you talk to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Taking a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Taking a piss. And what's the gnome doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 way hay!impressive 20,000! on new years eve we were all stood down the square and a bloke i know had a gnome fall off a window sill and hit him on the sholder, 2 ft bugger an all, weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 A friend of mine used to move gnomes around the neighbourhood for a laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 And what's the gnome doing? Typing away on MKivsupra.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 way hay!impressive 20,000! on new years eve we were all stood down the square and a bloke i know had a gnome fall off a window sill and hit him on the sholder, 2 ft bugger an all, weird Or did it jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Oh and if you have a gnome feel free to post pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Post 20,000, obviously it had to be an important one so here we go... Do you have a gnome in the garden? If so what's it doing? Fishing? Standing? Keeping watch over treasure? Something else? Do they ever move? Do you talk to them? Awe...... err well done Michael. Top job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Oh and if you have a gnome feel free to post pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 maybe of interest michael, if you came down newyear we could of gone here, its only just down the road http://www.gnomereserve.co.uk/ i have been, they make you wear a gnome hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee66/blackie1980/tn_mooning2.jpg Surely there is another part to that picture?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Surely there is another part to that picture?? H. Havard with his trousers round his ankles behind? you gnome f***er! edit: there was no need for that but i just wanted to call someone a gnome F***er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Strange but true: In 1981, on holiday in Ilfracombe, a friend and I (both aged 18) stole a garden gnome. I must have been looking suspicious, because I got stopped by the police on the way back to the caravan. My claims that I had bought the gnome earlier from a garden centre came unstuck because (a) it had a highly weathered appearance, as if it had been in situ for some years and (b) a clod of earth fell off the bottom of it. I was taken to Barnstaple police station, banged up for the night, then charged the following day with Joint Theft. Fine £5, £3 costs. Some may call that overzealous policing, but I say that it turned me away from a life of crime. Let's not forget that Jeffrey Dahmer started off with stealing gnomes (OK, I made that last bit up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 i used to gnome`nap as a teen we left a note on the door of some punter in my mates street and took the knomes against there will a few days later ther was a note on the inside of the car window saying " dear knome`nappers please return the knomes, snow white is missing them " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 The part in The Full Monty with the gnome cracked me up . I don't have any myself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 on holiday in Ilfracombe, oh oh thats where i live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 None personally, but my neighbour has some along with other garden odditites - eg. squirrels pushing wheelbarrows etc. Worst ones are the skulls that she has sitting on top of poles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I need an "I don't have a garden for Gnomes to play in" option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Is that CCTV footage of bigcol going about his business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Maybe I will get one in 20 years time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Oh and if you have a gnome feel free to post pictures. Heres mine. Shes a space cadet, and has a radio-active nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 I'm quite saddened by the lack of gnomes to be honest, here's mine, not exactly traditional but a gnome all the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 we have 4 gnomes atm.... all in the spare bedroom! Hes called deadly and the gold one is a hard to find one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Is that CCTV footage of bigcol going about his business? lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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