BASHTHEBISHOP Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a p*ss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your s*x!? No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh*t instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Crying laughing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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