JamesC Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time . The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertable where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 ** chuckle ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RedM Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=134898 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=57329 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Man Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 at least the boy was sensible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JamesC Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=134898 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=57329 My first ever repost. I hang my head in shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 My first ever repost. I hang my head in shame What makes it worse is that it was posted last week!! I've always said that it's the quality of the repost that counts! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 :dthats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kieren1234 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Brilliant!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_controller Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnos Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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