Ewen Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I stayed sober as I was taxi standby for him and daughter, so son decided to drink for both of us. He remembers a few of his mates stripping off and running into the sea by Bournemouth Pier, he also remembers playing Bucking Bronco in a couple of clubs (take turns asking a random fat bird for a slow dance, hold on tight and then whisper in her ear how fat she is...winner is the one who hangs on the longest). He doesnt remember how he got home, and he tried to recreate my famous Japanese Flag incident from a few years back during the night, only his duvet cover was brown and hed only eaten steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 famous Japanese Flag incident? My mother always used to ask me if I had been barking at the ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Thats bad:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 That Bucking Bronco game sounds fun Details needed of the Japanese Flag Incident too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 sounds a fun night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 That Bucking Bronco game sounds fun Details needed of the Japanese Flag Incident too! Christmas do, couple of years ago. Red Thai curry for the meal. A shed load of red wine and port, sambuca, beer and Drambuie. Dont remember getting home, but woke up in bed after being rather ill. Brand new white duvet cover had a large circle of red vomit on it, mostly liquid, the result looked like a cross between the Japanese flag and the horses head scene from the Godfather. After my wife had reassured me it wasnt really my guts displayed before us and I wasnt dying, I noticed some of the red stuff get up and walk off. As I focussed, it became clear that our cat had suffered a partial hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Christmas do, couple of years ago. Red Thai curry for the meal. A shed load of red wine and port, sambuca, beer and Drambuie. Dont remember getting home, but woke up in bed after being rather ill. Brand new white duvet cover had a large circle of red vomit on it, mostly liquid, the result looked like a cross between the Japanese flag and the horses head scene from the Godfather. After my wife had reassured me it wasnt really my guts displayed before us and I wasnt dying, I noticed some of the red stuff get up and walk off. As I focussed, it became clear that our cat had suffered a partial hit. LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Christmas do, couple of years ago. Red Thai curry for the meal. A shed load of red wine and port, sambuca, beer and Drambuie. Good start to any story Dont remember getting home, but woke up in bed after being rather ill. Brand new white duvet cover had a large circle of red vomit on it, mostly liquid, the result looked like a cross between the Japanese flag and the horses head scene from the Godfather. After my wife had reassured me it wasnt really my guts displayed before us and I wasnt dying, I noticed some of the red stuff get up and walk off. As I focussed, it became clear that our cat had suffered a partial hit. Has the cat recovered from the trauma of the entire incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I love your posts Ewen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 poor cat..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 (take turns asking a random fat bird for a slow dance, hold on tight and then whisper in her ear how fat she is...winner is the one who hangs on the longest) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Christmas do, couple of years ago. Red Thai curry for the meal. A shed load of red wine and port, sambuca, beer and Drambuie. Dont remember getting home, but woke up in bed after being rather ill. Brand new white duvet cover had a large circle of red vomit on it, mostly liquid, the result looked like a cross between the Japanese flag and the horses head scene from the Godfather. After my wife had reassured me it wasnt really my guts displayed before us and I wasnt dying, I noticed some of the red stuff get up and walk off. As I focussed, it became clear that our cat had suffered a partial hit. my misses would of kicked me in to next week if i did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 my misses would of kicked me in to next week if i did that Mine too. I believe the phrase is something like, "if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh*t and syphallis". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Mine too. I believe the phrase is something like, "if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh*t and syphallis". i have had the same comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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