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Windows XP startup command?


Homer

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>turn off computer

 

You cannot do that.

 

>Close computer

 

You turn off the computer.

 

>open door

 

You open the door.

 

>exit

 

You cannot do that. Something is missing.

 

>Get coat

 

You get the coat

 

>Wear coat

 

You are wearing the coat. It is warm. There is something in the pocket.

 

>exit

 

You step outside.

 

You are in a street. It is full of houses. There is nothing here.

 

>W

 

You go west. You are in a street. It is full of houses. There is a used condom here. There is a sign here.

 

>Read sign.

 

The sign says 'Pub. 100 yards'

 

>W

 

You are outside a pub. There is a car here. There is a man here. There is a door leading south. It is open.

 

>Enter pub.

 

You enter the pub. It is dark and smells of sweat and stale beer. There are some tables here. There are some chairs here. There is a jukebox in the corner. There is a bar. A man stands behind the bar.

 

>Talk man.

 

The bartender says "What can I get you?"

 

>Say "get life"

 

You have won the game of life. You have scored 50 of 50.

 

Play again?

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>turn off computer

 

You cannot do that.

 

>Close computer

 

You turn off the computer.

 

>open door

 

You open the door.

 

>exit

 

You cannot do that. Something is missing.

 

>Get coat

 

You get the coat

 

>Wear coat

 

You are wearing the coat. It is warm. There is something in the pocket.

 

>exit

 

You step outside.

 

You are in a street. It is full of houses. There is nothing here.

 

>W

 

You go west. You are in a street. It is full of houses. There is a used condom here. There is a sign here.

 

>Read sign.

 

The sign says 'Pub. 100 yards'

 

>W

 

You are outside a pub. There is a car here. There is a man here. There is a door leading south. It is open.

 

>Enter pub.

 

You enter the pub. It is dark and smells of sweat and stale beer. There are some tables here. There are some chairs here. There is a jukebox in the corner. There is a bar. A man stands behind the bar.

 

>Talk man.

 

The bartender says "What can I get you?"

 

>Say "get life"

 

You have won the game of life. You have scored 50 of 50.

 

Play again?

 

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