Gerry Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 I have for reluctant sale this beautiful example of a hand crafted First DeCat Pipe. Lovingly cared for since I bought from JodyT in November, this pipe will enhance any Supra no matter how pristine it may be. It's for sale complete with holes the ends and a hollow bit down the middle to let the exhaust stuff go through. Once fitted, your lovely motor car will not only go approximately twice the speed of sound, but will sound so sweet it will guarantee that you will be accosted by beautiful women just begging to "get to know you better". Carefully manufactured from brownish steel stuff, it's curved so well, it could grace the mantelpiece of even one of our own esteemed Mods and not look out of place. This work of art could be yours simply by sending 70 of your earth pounds to me (wot I paid for it) and I will encase it in a silken robe and box and entrust Interlink Express to deliver it safely to you. Sadly, living in deepest Wiltshire I cannot accept Paypal as we don't have computers in the County yet, but I could take a credit / debit card if need be. Below are three portraits of this Once in a Lifetime Special Opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Do I get a prize for guessing who has been on the special sauce tonight? Cool ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 You make me laugh Nice price, particularly admiring the 'brownishness' Does the red bow add to the power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 You make me laugh Nice price, particularly admiring the 'brownishness' Does the red bow add to the power? No... but it covers the hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Now that is a proper for sale thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 I almost want to buy it, even though I don't need it Great ad Gerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Subliminal advertising from Gerry. I almost broke and bought it then... Great ad.....I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keron Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 what inch diameter is it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 an educated guess says its 2.5'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 an educated guess says its 2.5'' I would concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 I would be delighted to also concur... yep 2.5" which is the very best size to go for in between 2" and 3". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I would be delighted to also concur... yep 2.5" which is the very best size to go for in between 2" and 3". :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 After interviewing a number of potential buyers, I sadly have to report that I have had to decline their pleadings to sell this item to them. Whilst all members of this forum obviously show the very best in style and taste, unfortunately there is a minority who think it amusing to suggest that my beautiful First DeCat Pipe be fitted to an Orange motor vehicle :-) Although I'm the first to have a laugh at a funny comment, I feel that in order to draw up a shortlist of suitable potential buyers a few ground rules need to be added to this thread. 1, Only members of this forum or their closest friends will be permitted to by this item. 2, This item must not be re-sold at a huge profit. 3, Good taste must be shown by all possible buyers of this item, ie. no orange cars or fake Japanese dragon graphics please. 4, Only members who want to look & sound seriously cool and are aware of the possible side-effects of being mobbed by wanton women need apply. You may now PM me for consideration of inclusion on my shortlist. Faithfully G PS... wots more I need the dosh as the lekky's just run out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 I'm sure you would be pleased to know that the above decat pipe has now found a new owner. I cannot say who the new owner is as he doesn't want to be pestered by people wanting to call and have a look at it, or make him offers to purchase it. All I can say is that the fortunate new owner had exactly the right credentials (70 of them) and will be receiving his box of delights in the very near future. Thank you one and all for your interest. G PS... anybody wanna buy a used ST200 Estate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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