Scoboblio Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Face Off? Spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 "You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential!" That's bugging me now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 That's bugging me now... Awww - that's easy. Sean Connery said it in Highlander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Awww - that's easy. Sean Connery said it in Highlander. Bugger.... got a copy of it sitting on my DVD rack but I've never watched it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Reign Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 "You display every male characteristic I find loathsome and even created a few new ones, you are morally irreprehensible, intellectually retarded, have a lousy sense of humour and you smell." Cher - The witches of Eastwick, and the perfect line to end a relationship ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 From my weekends viewing. 'Well my friend, are you a Mexican ? Or a Mexican't ?' Or a few from another fave film of mine 'Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!' followed by... 'Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, f*** it!' :D 'Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass f***in' day every inch of the way' 'Where are we going?' 'Mexico.' 'What's in Mexico?' 'Mexicans.' :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 ^^^ see page 7 & 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 D'oh ! Just missed that. Cracking film though. But my first quote ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Man lets prostitute kick the crap out of person that he doesn't like at gun point. prostitute then taps man on shoulder and says "I have a few spare minutes" in a seductive manner man retorts "go boil an egg" Class!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Man lets prostitute kick the crap out of person that he doesn't like at gun point. prostitute then taps man on shoulder and says "I have a few spare minutes" in a seductive manner man retorts "go boil an egg" Class!!!! Mel Gibson in Payback I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4CK50N Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 "you're fat, and i'll throw you in the river!" "You can't steal a warehouse. Its big. Its heavy. Its stuck to the ground" Any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 "I don't know what it is but it's wierd and it's pissed off!" -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Just spotted this great thread. I like this one: Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. ...and a little later from the same exchange: Firefly: Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 "you're fat, and i'll throw you in the river!" "You can't steal a warehouse. Its big. Its heavy. Its stuck to the ground" Any takers? Love, Honour and Obey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 "I don't know what it is but it's wierd and it's pissed off!" -Ian The Thing? "Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. ...and a little later from the same exchange: Firefly: Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.Good one. Remember the classic line "We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did." ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 The Thing? "Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower" Short Circuit ... Number 5 is alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 The Thing? I'm impressed -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4CK50N Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I bet he types em in on a search engine and gets em that way lol!!! Yeah, well done Michael, you certainly know your films. Cheers J4CK50N Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Why do you wear the same clothes all the time? Why won't you give me your phone number? Are you married? No. Are you homeless? No. Are you a drummer? That last line cracked me up when I heard it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Mel Gibson in Payback I believe Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Good one. Remember the classic line "We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did." ? Indeed. It's packed with them. I also like: Robin Hood: And how long have you been a robber? Dwarf: Four foot two. Robin Hood: Four foot two! Four foot two! Goodness me, that is a long time. Name that film.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Indeed. It's packed with them. I also like: Robin Hood: And how long have you been a robber? Dwarf: Four foot two. Robin Hood: Four foot two! Four foot two! Goodness me, that is a long time. Name that film.... What is E.T. short for. He had little legs Sorry had to do it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 How can I have missed this thread before, classic Not read all the pages so not sure if it's been posted before... "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 and here's loads from one of my favourites, if you haven't seen it, you need to! George Newman: I need a drink. Bob: You don't drink. George Newman: Yeah, but I've been meaning to start. Crazy Ernie: If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy. [On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper] Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper... [Hiro-San emerges, carrying a table with a box] Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be? [Phyllis Weaver decides between the Red Snapper and the box. The audience points to the box] Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box! [the audience applauded] Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box! [Hiro-san opened the box, and the audience gasps in silence] Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID! Raul Hernandez: For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly. R.J. Fletcher: This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today? Richard Fletcher: "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out." Bob: ...Well, I've got good news and bad news. George Newman: Tell me the bad news first, get it over with. Bob: The bad news is, at the rate things are going, my books predict that this station will be flat broke by the end of the month. George Newman: OUCH... So what's the good news? Bob: ...I lied. There is no good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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