michael Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 What's yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. For those 10 second or less, nothing else matter! That was a joke BTW in case anyone missed the subtlety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Not the most obvious, but from "nuns on the run". Eric idle and Robbie Coltrane dressed up pretending to be nuns. I suppose out of context its not funny, but in their best women's voice, "we're not women................(long pause)...........we're nuns!" Its quite amusing Loads of others as well, but I just can't think......... : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 A couple taken from The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert: "Don't darling me, darling. Look at you, you've got a face like a cat's arse. Now come on, 'fess up." "Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!" "I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more f***ing ABBA!" "Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord? So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 A couple taken from The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert Really Ash? I wouldn't have that film down as your cup of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 It's gotta be Arnie in Conan the Destroyer Some mindless henchman shouts "Give us the girl all we'll take her" Arnie shouts back at him "Enough talk" Whilst throwing a dagger 30 ft into the guys gut! Classic Arnie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Really Ash? I wouldn't have that film down as your cup of tea? Priscilla is hilarious.....I must have watched it 100 times, everytime I fall about laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 http://www.imdb.com > Film Name > Quotes - for those who need a helping hand I'm torn between a lot of quotes, I'll bung a few in and you can guess the film.... "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip" "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten" "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?" "And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?" "I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!" And many more..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 From Planes, Trains and Automobiles. 'Do you know what would make me happy ?' 'Er, another couple of balls and two extra fingers ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 most of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 From dog soldiers A soldier is about to be eaten by a wolf: the soldeirs final words are - "I hope I give you the shits you wimp" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip" "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten" "I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!" American Psycho (one of my favourite films & books - sick I know!) Pulp Fiction Dude Where's my Car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 From Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Thats not two pillows!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 I share your love of the film and book I just wish the film was 4 hours longer and included more of the book! Top marks on those 3, the other 2 are a little bit harder.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 "I fackin hate Pikeys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 "I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!" Dude Where's my Car? And then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Go on, Alex. Give us a couple from "Top Gun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 " I feel the need, the need, for speed!" Defo my fave!! and also "write that down" from Van wilder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. For those 10 second or less, nothing else matter! That was a joke BTW in case anyone missed the subtlety Torque... Ford - "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time" Shane-"That is the dumbest thing i've ever heard" Haha, Sorry. I can think of scenes instead of just quotes. But dangerous Brain has picked a damn good one "I do not regret the things i've done but those i did not do" - Empire Records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Go on, Alex. Give us a couple from "Top Gun" Erm....no. Though I have it here on DVD if you need a recap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidd Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 - 'you're only supposed to blow the 8loody doors off' c'mon, I dont need to tell you the film! Bruce Lee - Enter The Dragon 'its like a finger pointing to the stars ... don't watch the finger or you'll miss all the heavenly gloreee' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldudereno Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Dirty Harry... I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?" The Big Lebowski... Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Erm....no. Though I have it here on DVD if you need a recap Goddamn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 SON there aint no way you came from my loins ,when i get home im gonna punch your mumma in the face = smoky and the bandit young dumb and full of cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 " I feel the need, the need, for speed!" Defo my fave!! and also "write that down" from Van wilder When we were down in the Falklands our chief used to make us watch that damn film every day before we knocked off if we wanted to go early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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