turbonut Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 > Subject: 21 things you can say at Christmas > > 1. I prefer breasts to legs. > > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. > > 3. Smother butter all over the breasts. > > 4. If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst. > > 5. I've never seen a better spread. > > 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. > > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? > > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? > > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! > > 10. Don't play with your meat. > > 11. Stuff it in as far as it will go. > > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these > people at once? > > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same > time. > > 14. You still have a little on your chin. > > 15. How long will it take after you put it in? > > 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. > > 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. > > 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had. > > 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all day. > > 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and > still want more! > > 21. I do like a good stuffing Lx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 > 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 22. I'm sure I saw this last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I say that stuff all year around. Except Vicki says 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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