tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Pride is that which compels a man to do his very best even when nobody is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 here we go again yes here we go again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Council complaints - These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 5. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it had backfired and burnt my knob off. 6. And their 18 yr old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job to satisfy my wife. 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 12. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have 2 children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it. 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6 a.m. His cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. 18. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 19. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction. 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 shhhh....that's the sound of nobody caring what you think these aren't aimed at anyone by the way, just gives me something to write:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Going to play crysis for a bit me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 what are you all up to weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Reality, It's a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broomie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 theres a new sexual position in the karma sutra! its called the plumber. you both stay in all day and nobody comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 who got an xbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 who got an xbox i have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips Sorry, I thought I got it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips who has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 who got an xbox http://www.nopicture.com/goaway.jpg Here's one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broomie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 gonna get on call of duty later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "I can't find my tractor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glosphil Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him there's a seat with wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to make sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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