Pig Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ummmmmm, im hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 mushroom mushroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 running out of things to post ditto it's boring isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I just hid my workmates keyboard, he hasn't noticed yet lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_controller Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 peas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiretapper Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 And another:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Godmutha Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 5th time lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I just hid my workmates keyboard, he hasn't noticed yet lol. naughty naughty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Nebraska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Nebraska. We settle small disagreements like this; with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pat. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 i hope am lucky this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_controller Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 bish bash boche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pig Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 dam work getting in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broomie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 :d :d :d :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Yip am back Keancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 i smell food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_controller Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 do we have a near abouts figure yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiretapper Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 what have we all got for dinner tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Bit fast this is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I just hid my workmates keyboard, he hasn't noticed yet lol. naughty naughty LOL, he found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 just been told I have not finished the christmas shopping apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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