Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 dfjgbearksnv sdkniu2cyt98 3jgb fngvd cvnsdfiyf8745utfiebawfv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 but it is less than 1000 I was guessing at the winning post number being over 1000 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 every year we see supra smashes and i just dont want anymore we need to keep em whole;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimwire Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 this would make a nice gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 You're not even a third of the way there yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was guessing at the winning post number being over 1000 today and the bit I posted "but it is less than 1000" is from the first page of what Mawby posted You're not even a third of the way there yet. Did you fib then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downimpact Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 everybody post faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 You're not even a third of the way there yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? Intrigue ya does it boy? My Thumb? Let me tell ya 'bout it. I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all with bleedin' masive thumbs. You see the thumb its a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker, helps with work. Ya know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff, Disgusting! Even my own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda, 'Aagh! What is it!? Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!' she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman: part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it. He grabbed onto it, it was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out, more and more! Oh the pus, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh for days I was in a trance. But when I came to, there it was. Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion! 'A miracle!' I said, 'A miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?' And he said to me, 'Five hundred euros.' 'Five hundred euros!? You won't see penny one from me you s14g!' And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in I could see in his little insect face, could see him thinkin', 'Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb! And now it's killing me! My own beastly creation, killin' me dead. The sweet irony.' I think he was sayin' that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he coulda just been poopin' himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimwire Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 argh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Wow we best come back in a few hours then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 I should let you get to within a 100 of it, then lock the thread for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 everybody post faster ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 :d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downimpact Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red One Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 my go gain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I should let you get to within a 100 of it, then lock the thread for a laugh. Do it do it do it. Then let me win. I'll PM you some cakes as incentive if you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 and the bit I posted "but it is less than 1000" is from the first page of what Mawby posted Too busy with profound quotations to have read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broomie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimwire Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 this is stopping me working... never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 why does tom never get the better of jerry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I have nothing better to do but post all afternoon, then with my luck the winner will post when I am on my way home or cooking tea. lolol. At least I be happy in the knowledge I helped someone else win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul372 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Do it do it do it. Then let me win. I'll PM you some cakes as incentive if you want? stop bum licking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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